aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

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wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

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fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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thorsies:

hello friend i have important info for u

  • u got chub: it cute
  • u got no chub: it cute
  • ur face= cute
  • ur personality= hella
  • u r wondlful buterflu
  • kick ass of ny1 who say diffrnt
  • u cute
  • live life & think outside of hte box
  • box is stupid u creative u got this 
  • go do amazin thing

that is all

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thaunderground:

splat04:

splitsun:

itoodreamincolorandrhyme:

cheesebreadthedreadhead:

rzrtonguedpoet:

luxxy-chan:

brieeshxt:

babiluvmuffinxx:

church-of-minho:

I’m going to leave this here.

OMG WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

Twerking 1993-2013 omg

The fuck did I Just watch bruh?

*reblogs from the grave*

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Smh

I AM HERE FOR THIS

I will be singing this tomorrow. That gif says it all.

I’m not mad.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

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