sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

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leela-summers:

Let’s Talk About Sex - Tumblr Edition Part 5

Part 1: x
Part 2: x
Part 3: x
Part 4: x

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artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

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maahammy:

astronorner:

Beginning of Beethovens third movement of Moonlight Sonata - Presto Agitato

what the fuck

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huffingtonpost:

The ‘Real’ Reason Starbucks Baristas Spell Your Name Wrong

In the video from comedian Paul Gale, we are clued in to the meaningful and ultra powerful reason baristas spell your name wrong.

Watch the full video and find out how Barista’s try to infiltrate your social media presence too. 

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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